Sloppy home builder-
you destroyed our neighborhood.
Clean up your mud, jerk!

Real estate agent...
Why did you screw up the deal?
You know who you are.

Driving fast through town,
your kids are jumping wildly.
You heard of seat belts?

Pigeon overhead
plotting to avenge something.
Belly full of seeds.



It's too confusing!
She rearranged the kitchen
just to torment me.

Paddlefish in jar
sitting on my basement desk.
Thank you, Marcosis!

I don't get flu shots.
Fever versus mercury-
I'll take the first one.

Some friends are not good
though they think and say the are.
Beware of bullsh*t.

You are in control.
You are very talented.
Now go get our lunch.

HGTV show-
Greedy house-flipping show off
can't sell, now he's hosed.