Darrel Brannock [Artist + Broker]
Auto-Generated Bush Haikus  
Monday, September 29, 2008, 12:26 PM - Haiku
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“Bushku use a 3-5-3 syllable form, 'cause 5-7-5 is too darn complexicated, Laura.” Courtesy of http://www.everypoet.com

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fly kills... head
speaks... rat flops... cool throne
points cleanly

rat peeks - uh... ... old
dip bombin´ (Help me, Laura!) dudes spell
huge kind sad

Roves bow... damn
wars leak safely... sheep
fryin´ flags

darn gold fast
mice change... wars cluck... pups
garblin´ fast

rats leak... floors
chew... bugs cringe... long clear
damn votes climb

rare damn fresh
eels fart... thrones fart... tart
snake shovin´

blue brew shouts
skirt peels... fork smilin´
- Gerson, how many sybalulls in Axis of Evil?! –
tamely... moons - uh...

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More Haiku Fun 
Friday, January 11, 2008, 10:28 PM - Haiku
Sloppy home builder-
you destroyed our neighborhood.
Clean up your mud, jerk!

Real estate agent...
Why did you screw up the deal?
You know who you are.

Driving fast through town,
your kids are jumping wildly.
You heard of seat belts?

Pigeon overhead
plotting to avenge something.
Belly full of seeds.



It's too confusing!
She rearranged the kitchen
just to torment me.

Paddlefish in jar
sitting on my basement desk.
Thank you, Marcosis!

I don't get flu shots.
Fever versus mercury-
I'll take the first one.

Some friends are not good
though they think and say the are.
Beware of bullsh*t.

You are in control.
You are very talented.
Now go get our lunch.

HGTV show-
Greedy house-flipping show off
can't sell, now he's hosed.
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Haiku Fun 
Friday, January 11, 2008, 01:15 PM - Haiku
TV news pundit:
"I know who will win the race!"
I just laugh and laugh.

My dog shakes a lot.
Could be her age or perhaps
she has a habit.

Sleeping populace-
Wake up and see your prison!
You built it, so there! :p

Great, stuck in traffic.
The light is green, idiot.
Can't wait for light rail.



I don't eat breakfast.
I know I should but I can't.
What is up with that?!

Wife of six circles:
Head, boob, boob, cheek, cheek, belly.
She's pregnant...I'm dead. :)

Phoebe, a puking cat,
flows copious, yellow goo.
Gross- I know, but TRUE.

Cheap SONY products-
seem so sexy at first glance.
My gadget graveyard.

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